Today's quotes [12.7.08]
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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.
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