Today's quotes [12.4.08]
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"Choose sysadmin-ing. Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing
machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose
no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black
jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of
fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on
on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at
mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your
mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some
miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
Choose your future.
-- "Adminspotting", Gary "Wolf" Barnes
"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
This is a test, please ignore
The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to
this material, including, but not limited to, the implied
warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular
-- Malcolm Ray, firstname.lastname@example.org
"I don't want a long, hard anything."
"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'. Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
-- Jonathan Nicholson (email@example.com),
Debbie Schwartz (firstname.lastname@example.org),
Majdi Abbas (email@example.com)
"User error. Replace user and press any key to continue."
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