Today's quotes [12.31.08]

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Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."

"Luke I am your father... and your brother."

                                        -- A redneck Vader

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