Today's quotes [12.30.08]
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Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.
- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for
Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
home early kill people."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
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