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Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.

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If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for 
cheating?
                             
                                     --Alex Hull

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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel

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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably 
worth it.

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Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

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