Today's quotes [12.3.08]

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"A watched rock boils no moss."
                        -- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia

"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish

"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
                        -- Bumper sticker

"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
 I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
 eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
                        -- Dilbert

Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman

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