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Today's quotes [12.29.08]

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My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield

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"Procrastinate Now!"

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"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

                                             -- Rodney Dangerfield  


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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 
to others.

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If I was you I would have sex with me

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