Today's quotes [12.26.08]

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A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.

"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain

"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.

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