Today's quotes [12.25.08]
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A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."
We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.
Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."
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