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A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

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"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."

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We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.

3. 




Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.

4. 




"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."

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