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I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.


"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"


I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.


Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it


I was born on the first of the month so they called me


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