Today's quotes [12.23.08]

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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.

The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?

Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric

Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."

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