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You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home


"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"


Deja Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before. 


Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 

Sent by Todd


A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.

Sent by shadoewalker


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