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Today's quotes [12.18.08]

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"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."

                     -- Alfred Hitchcock -- 

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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 

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"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."

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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

4. 




"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

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