Today's quotes [12.16.08]
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
- Monica Lewinski
"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
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