Today's quotes [12.14.08]
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
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