Today's quotes [12.12.08]
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DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.
Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!
'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
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