Today's quotes [12.11.08]

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Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.

Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

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