Today's quotes [12.1.08]

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. 

     - Oscar Wilde 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

     - Henny Youngman 

Subject: Airheads
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all 
over the  world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be 
skinny like that  but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

-- Mariah Carey

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
 -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest 
 

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

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