Today's poems [12.28.08]
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There was a young lady from Kent,
When her husband's pecker it bent,
She said with a sigh,
"Oh, why must it die?
Let's fill it with Portland Cement."
There was a young fellow named Oakum
Whose brags about fucking were hokum,
For he really preferred
To suck cocks and stir turd---
He was Queen of the Flits in Hoboken.
There was a young girl of Peru
Who had nothing whatever to do,
So she sat on the stairs
And counted cunt hairs---
Four thousand, three hundred, and two.
There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his ass
and his balls were covered in weeds!
A disgusting young man named McGill
Made his neighbors exceedingly ill
Because of his habits
Involving white rabbits
And a bird with a flexible bill.
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