Today's poems [12.2.08]
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Brian is an idiot!
And everybody knows
When he goes to bed at night
He puts polish on his toes
Brian is so stupid
He sucks himself all day
And when I went to a farm once
And saw him eating hay
Brian is a numbskull
He loves a girl named Jade
And he wanted her to kiss him so much
Once he even paid
There was a young girl named Dalrymple
Whose sexual needs were so simple.
She enjoyed the full spasm
Of a perfect orgasm
By frigging herself on a pimple.
There was an old curate of Hestion
Who'd erect at the slightest suggestion.
But so small was his tool
He could scarce screw a spool,
And a cunt was quite out of the question.
There was a young laundress of Lamas
Who invented high amorous dramas
For the spots she espied
Dried and hardened inside
The pants of the parson's pajamas.
There once was a monkey named Spunky,
Who was always referred to as chunky.
So he went on a diet,
He shouldn't have tried it.
He became anorexic and died.
Sent by Mike F.
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