Today's poems [12.13.08]
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There was a young man named O'Rourke,
Heard babies were brought by the stork,
So he went to the zoo
And attempted to screw
One old bird -- end-result: didn't work.
There was a young miss from Johore
Who'd lie on a mat on the floor;
In a manner uncanny
She'd wobble her fanny,
And drain your nuts dry to the core.
There was a young lady from France
Who got on a bus in a trance
Everyone f*cked her
Apart from the Conductor
But he came twice in his pants
There was an old man of Madrid
Who went to an auction to bid.
In the first lot they sold
Was an ancient commode---
And, my God, when they lifted the lid!
There once was a gay young Parisian
Who came to an awful decision:
For his sexual joys
He'd have women and boys,
And snakes too---and no supervision!
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