Today's poems [12.11.08]
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There once was a bishop from Nottingham
Who stood on a bridge down in Birmingham.
He watched all the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking
Said a girl from Staraya Russa,
Whom the war had made looser and looser,
"Yes, I'm wormin' a German,
A vermin named Hermann,
But his dink is a lollapalooza!"
There was a young fellow named Biddle
Whose girl had to teach him to fiddle.
She grabbed hold of his bow
And said, "If you want to know,
You can try parting my hair in the middle."
There was an old sheik named Al Hassid
Whose tool had become very placid.
Before each injection
To get an erection
He had to immerse it in acid.
I told her, "Your bank accounts knotted,
You've spent so much more than alloted."
She said with a yawn,
"I'm not overdrawn,
It's just simply an under-deposit!"
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