Today's jokes [12.8.08]

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Messy desk. Top management can get away with a clean
desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not working
hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your
workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same
as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and
wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury
the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack
and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about
20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?. No reply. 
Moved to 10' and inquired again. No reply. 
5' and not a word. 
A few inches behind ear, he asked "Can you hear me now honey"? 
His wife said "For the fourth time, yes."

Why are guys faster than girls? 

They have a stick shift and ball bearings.

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of their
herd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,

"I hear they're doing this to women in Chicago!" 

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

     New Age music.

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