Today's jokes [12.30.08]
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front
desk says to him:
"Thank you for coming."
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.
One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"
Q: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to a
dinner. He then stands up to thank everyone.
"First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, then
I want to thank my children, and the lottery commission."
"Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler". Suddenly everyone was
silent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said,
"For the winning numbers".
Why are women like snow flakes??
They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......
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