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AGE        DRINK
        17         Wine Coolers
        25         White wine
        35         Red wine
        48         Dom Perignon
        66         Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser


What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour
waiting for a two minute ride!!


Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would
   take to LICK a bathroom clean? 


Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid
   in the little boys arse?
A: There is a great musician in you.


Why can't black women become nuns?

They can't say superior after mother.


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