Today's jokes [12.3.08]
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17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour
waiting for a two minute ride!!
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would
take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid
in the little boys arse?
A: There is a great musician in you.
Why can't black women become nuns?
They can't say superior after mother.
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