Today's jokes [12.27.08]
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One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they
offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a
business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the
airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer.
I understand both written and telephoned responses are still flooding
their offices asking, "What trip ?"
Ok, kids, here's the gross one...
Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
How do you get a man to do situps?
Glue the TV remote between his ankles...
How is a woman like a road?
-Both have manholes.
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,
Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any
activities that might develop. A few days later,
he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
He and she leave house.
He and she get on train.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
Sent by Marina
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