Today's jokes [12.19.08]
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease,
eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will
be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be
deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be
delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be
debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on
a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if
she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asks.
"About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!"
"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly,
I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when
you are sober."
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by
….swallowing 100 pain killers?
A: After two he began to feel better.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Sent by Chris
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