Today's jokes [12.11.08]

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A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.
He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After
riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said,
"Well, aren't you going to ask me?"
"Ask you what?"
replied the trucker.
"If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth.
"Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna fuck ya anyway."

   An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The
   Iranian woman
   picks up two potatoes and says, "These remind me of my husband's
   testicles." The
   American woman says, "That big?" The Iranian woman says, No...that
   dirty."
   

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam?

     She wasn't used to the front seat! 

Why did she finally pass her test?

     She took the examiner with her. 

Q: Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
A: Not today, we already dug her three times this week.

These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day 
Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some 
sex so you oughta let me fuck you." Joe replied. "Are you crazy?!!" Larry
went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt and we'll flip a coin 
and see who fucks, who first. So, Joe thought about it for a minute and 
finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won. Still having strong 
reservation Joe asked, "How will you tell if it hurts or not?" Larry told 
Joe, "If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it 
feels good start singing." Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed, 
Moooooooo. Moooooo. Mooooon River......

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