Today's jokes [12.10.08]
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A doctor fell into a well once.
He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
"Winnie The ????"
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.
teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one
they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to
the front of the class and tell everyone 1 thing she got.
"My daddy got me a Bow-Wow," she said.
The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the
words for things without using nicknames. The teacher tells the girl
try again. The girl thinks real hard ........
"My dad got me a dog," she said.
She sat down and a boy got up and said, "I got a choo-choo!"
The teacher scolded him and told him to try again. The boy thought
and said, "I got an electric train!!"
That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says,
"I got a book" The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks,
"What was the title of the book??"
The boy thinks very hard. The class waits as the boy is thinking.
Finally, the boys face brightened and he said,
"Winnie The Shit!!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a
A: A computer that never goes down on you.
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive
called his newly hired assistant into his office. "Do you know
what time we quit around here ?" he asked.
"Sure !" the girl nervously giggled. "Whenever somebody
knocks on the door."
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one day
and started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around his
ears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me!
My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"
Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, you
can put the 'Aftershave Lotion' on me... My wife has never
been in a French Whorehouse!"
Then the fun began...
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