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The is at the bottom of this actual interview, but you'll need to
read the article to appreciate it...enjoy!
This is a verbatim extract from a National Public Radio interview between
a female broadcaster and Army LT.GEN. Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy
Scout Troop on his military installation.
Interviewer: "So, LT.GEN. Reinwald, what are you going to do
with these young boys on their adventure holiday?"
LTGEN Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
LTGEN Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"
LTGEN Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them
proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent
LTGEN Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?"
DEAD AIR.....NO FURTHER QUESTIONS..
Sent by Brian
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New paint store just opened up by my place, so I decided as any
red-blooded, sexually repressed young lad to pay it a visit. When I went
in I saw signs all over advertising the newest color: "Natural Blonde".
There weren't any samples around, so I asked the clerk to describe it to
me. He replied, "Natural Blonde? Wonderful new paint: not too bright, but
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