Today's stories [11.3.08]

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Famed Anthropologist Mary Leakey died at the age of 83.
Leakey was buried near her home, where she will rest in
peace, until some nosy anthropologist digs her up. 

- Norm MacDonald 

[AP,St. Louis, MO] Robert Puelo, 32, was
   apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market.
   When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo
   grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and
   walked out without paying for it. Police later
   found him unconscious in front of the store:
   paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his
   throat, Where it had choked him to death.

SIGN AT WHITEHOUSE:

        "In case of impeachment, do not panic.  Please select target
        from list of unpopular countries."

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