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Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "Called in Sick yesterday!" There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. "Wow," he said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"
Some time ago the DJ on radio station WZZO in Allentown, PA was discussing David Hasselhoff, since there was some news item about him. He went on to say that he liked the show "Knight Rider" much better than "Baywatch". He said that Knight Rider was more realistic, since he could more easily believe that there was a talking car than that Pamela Anderson could form coherent sentences on her own.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
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