Today's stories [11.26.08]

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After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally 
land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked 
for items left behind. 

In a seat pocket, I found a bag of home-made cookies with 
a note saying "Much love, Mom." Quickly, I gave the bag to our 
gate agent in hopes it would be reunited with its owner. 

In few minutes, this announcement came over the public-
address system in the concourse:  "Would the passenger who 
lost his cookies on Flight 502, please return to the gate?"

Joan said her ex husband would still come by after their split to 
do the garden, clean the house.  I came home one day to find 
him there and we had a fight.  He sat on the couch and I stood, 
and we yelled back and forth about how he was no longer
welcome in the house.  Finally, we calmed down.  He 
apologized for yelling and I apologized for not telling him his 
right testicle was hanging out of his shorts the whole time we 
were fighting.

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in
          St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene,
          fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to
          complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

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