Today's stories [11.24.08]
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I'm a bio major at IUP (Indiana University of Pennsylvania)
and was taking a cell biology course my freshman year. The
task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a
microscope. We had to scrape the inside of our mouth with a
toothpick and make a slide from it and i.d. the different types
of cells that were found. One girl in the class (a rather well
built sorority gal, which is why I sat next to her) was having
some trouble identifing some cells. She called the prof. over
to ask him. After a moment or two of peering in her scope, he
looked up, and said in a loud voice, "Those are sperm cells."
The girl turned bright red and ran out of the room. Needless
to say, she dropped the class. (Although I spent two weeks
looking for her, I never did see her again.) Such is life :)
- Author Unknown
Atlanta Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word
"disk" in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of
In the misprint, the "s" is replaced by a "c." Normally, the
small type under the copyright information states that the "red disk
icon and contour bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co."
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's
final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate
family member's death.
One smart ass student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?",
and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had
subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse,
you can just use your other hand to write."
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