Today's stories [11.12.08]

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Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend
called.  Her friend said, "What are ya playing?"  Andrea said,
"Solitaire."  He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah?  Who are you 
playing with?"

Miss Canada 1996, Danielle House, got into a bar fight and was
charged with assault after allegedly causing bodily harm to
another woman. Says Jerry Perisho: "The other day I went to a
Canadian beauty pageant and a hockey game broke out." 

Judges don't always seem to make sense. A man found himself in front of a 
judge on two matters. In the first, the man's wife was trying to get a 
divorce because he was impotent. In the second, his secretary wanted child 
support.  The man lost both cases!

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