Today's stories [11.10.08]

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Back in the old days my Uncle Bucky bought a new
Model A Ford.The next morning he was on his way
to work and crashed into a car pulling out from
a sidestreet. Being the witty person that he is,
he wrote a letter to the Ford Motor Company..
"I blew my horn, it did no good; and now i have a
busted hood". Two days later a delivery truck
arrived at his residence with a brand new hood.

Sent by Cliff

My brother John has a best friend also named John
who went to the same school as him.  One day after
school they both got a ride home from a friends mom.
As they got in the car, she asked them both their
names.  They both said John (as it was thier names)
to which she replied "Oh! Are you brothers?"

Sent by Sho

Check this out:
Larry Flynt, owner and publisher of the US pornographic
magazine "Hustler" has publicly offered Kenneth Starr a
job

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