Today's quotes [11.9.08]

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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"

"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce

"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune

"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
 only to get screwed in the end."
                        -- From Ross Williams' FunList

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