Today's quotes [11.7.08]

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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 

"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"

"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 

"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
                        -- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White

"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 

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