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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))


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"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
"[Why?]"
"Ignorance."
                        -- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
                                singer of Tool)


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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"


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We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein 

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"... and call off Christmas!"
                        -- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
                                "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"


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