Today's quotes [11.5.08]

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"There are no depths to which I will not sink."
                        -- Lynn Howard

"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital

"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
 will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
 with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
                        -- Bruce Murphy

"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
 different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
 version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
 that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
 chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
                        -- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
                           Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0

"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
                        -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham

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