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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch 


"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 


"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine 


"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
 they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
 pretty embarrassed."
                        -- Kim Alm


                        -- Clueless spam mail at it's worst


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