Today's quotes [11.30.08]

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Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin 

"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!" 

     -Monty Python's Eric Idle 

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella 

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 

     --Ambrose Bierce 

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