Today's quotes [11.30.08]
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Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.
"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!"
-Monty Python's Eric Idle
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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