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"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..." 

     - Mitch Ratcliffe 


A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. 

     - Samuel Goldwyn 


There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?" 

     - Walter Matthau, The Survivors 


I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 


War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran 


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