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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

    -- Mark Twain


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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

    -- Mark Twain

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The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey


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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not. 

    -- Mark Twain

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

    -- Mark Twain

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