Today's quotes [11.25.08]

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It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. 

     - George Lindsey 

I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage --
no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets. 

     - Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H 

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects

     - Lazarus Long 

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.

     - Lazarus Long 

Simplicity is always a virtue. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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