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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. -- Harvard's Law
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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