Today's quotes [11.22.08]

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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.

You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.

        --Ibid

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man. 

     - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live 

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 

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