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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.


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You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.

        --Ibid

2. 




It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man. 

     - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live 

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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

4. 




"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


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