Today's quotes [11.21.08]
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Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.
Geniuses do not think more than other people. They think
Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Calvin & Hobbes
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