Today's quotes [11.20.08]

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Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
        
             --Aristotle

For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
girls.
        --An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

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