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Today's quotes [11.19.08]

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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
       shit you have to eat.


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The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...


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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
       death.


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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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