Today's quotes [11.19.08]

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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
       shit you have to eat.

The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
       death.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier

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