Today's quotes [11.18.08]

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Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind
       overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out
       of some asshole who desperately needs it.

The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams

"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
       well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.

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